It’s official – Nelson Mandela no longer considered a terrorist by the USA. Talk about long fingers.

This is what the earth sounds like to Aliens. No wonder they don’t want to come any closer.

Sir Clive Sinclair predicts personal flying machines. I do hope so, o great baldy one – I think we all harbour an ambition to fly.

Is $795,000 enough compensation for the loss of a penis? I don’t think so.  

Magic mushroom use – 6 out 10 people in one study said it had a positive effect on their life.

Stunning design for a rotating building in Dubai.

DMV in the US offers to replace 10,000 license plates. I’d love a WTF license plate What’s the bet someone is going to start selling replica WTF number plates on the back of this story?

Apes have rights too – Spanish parliament plans to write it into law. Doubt if the apes would do the same if the situation was reversed.

Reason #<infinity> why America needs to do something about citizens right to bear arms. Sickened.

13 people in a Volvo? Yeah, throw the book at him.

Ice on mars as reported on Twitter – woot.. The photograph shows some clumps of material changing shape over the course of four days. This is being seen as the evidence of ice. unwoot.

Woman sues Victoria’s Secret over thong incident. Officials from Victoria’s Secret wanted to see the thong that caused injury to the woman, but her lawyers refused. One has to wonder why. Hope it’s thrown out of cour anyway.

Gay brains are different from straight brains. There’s a picture of two guys snogging to illustrate the scientific nature of this article.

Time has an article on Japan’s ‘elder porn’ boom. The stars don’t get paid as much though.

Burger King’s most expensive burger ever. Now that’s a whopper.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This woman brings new meaning to the phrase.

Armpit sniffer gets 14 years in jail and 18 cane strokes in Singapore. Rapists in Ireland get less jail time than this.

Unicorn deer spotted in Italian nature reserve. I’d love to live in a world with real Unicorns.

16,500 condoms delivered before the Antarctic dark. Did they do a staff survey to find out how many times they had sex during the year?

Read my lips – no cheering during the graduation ceremony.

June is definitely busting out all over and you are very welcome to this, the very first Bluffrs Guide with June in the title – gives me goosebumps all over.

Oh come on now, a tshirt is a security risk? If only Esther Rantzen was still on the air with ‘That’s Life’, this would surely win the peaked cap jobsworth award.

What a wonderful way to commemorate the 112th Birthday of Britain’s Oldest Man. “People ask me how I’ve done it, and I just say that I look forward to another tomorrow”.

This story is unusual enough, but what makes it totally unique is that the guy isn’t going to sue.

Baby survives abortion - as if the debate isn’t complicated and emotive enough.

Ehhh, wash your tomatoes from now on… Ugggh.

5 year old child with Autism kicked out of class. Teacher then holds vote with other children on whether he will be allowed back in. Shame.

Spam is making a comeback. Who’d have thunk it?

Dunkin’ Donuts pulls ad because scarf looks a bit like an Arab keffiyeh. Sign of a world gone mad.

It is a crime and it is wrong, but I couldn’t help but admire the ingenuity of the guy who came up with this ripoff.

Slutty Starbucks. Sign of a world gone mad #2.

Fraud prevention company boss gets his comeuppance. Can’t say I’m surprised.

Sex change operations for kids? This is just wrong in a world where so many kids die from easily preventable diseases.

Parrot gets lost but eventually is returned to owners. I’m sure you can guess how he was reunited. There’s a clever parrot.

I love America, I really do. But when I read stories like this I have to shake my head in despair.

 FDA issues an alert on Mommy’s Bliss Nipple Cream. I’d have thought any type of product on nipples wouldn’t be a good idea for breastfeeding mothers?

Ha ha, take that you stupid clampers. Man gets one up over the jobs worths but his mental health has to be called in to question.

Ants on anti-gadget rant. They’re not like usual ants either and are totally non conformit. Crazy little feckers.

Clunk click every trip? Don’t think they had beer in mind with that slogan. I’d have taken his license rather than a small fine – wreckless endangerment.

Einstein letter says belief in God is childish superstition.

GW Bush and his incredible sacrifice in the Iraq war. I am touched, truly I am.

Big families were are common thing in Ireland back in day, but I don’t know if there were many families with 18 children? One woman in the US is going for number 18.

NASA are looking for people to lie in bed for 90 days. Payment is $17,000. I’d imagine this would be very very hard to do.

This is just the most pathetic thing ever. Mothers logging on to websites to see what the babies of celebrities are wearing and then buying similar.

Madonna does the lesbian kiss again. The dancer is hot though, so who would blame her.

Praying for petrol prices to drop in the US. Still not expensive compared with here.

You’ve not been able to start the week without it, I just know. So here it is, a day late in honour of the great ball of fire in the sky experienced in Ireland over the weekend.

How not to forge a cheque. Step 1 – Choose a ridiculously large amount of money. Step 2 – Wait for police. Obviously a banjo player.

Seal in depraved sex act with Penguin shocker. Never saw the point of seals myself. Overgrown rats that swim.

How clean is your keyboard and did you wash your hands? I clean hands and keyboard regularly and always after a visit to the little boys room.

Free Tibet Flags – made in China – the irony.

All day porn for Japanase worker. 780,000 hits in 9 months and no one noticed?

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