It’s official – Nelson Mandela no longer considered a terrorist by the USA. Talk about long fingers.

This is what the earth sounds like to Aliens. No wonder they don’t want to come any closer.

Sir Clive Sinclair predicts personal flying machines. I do hope so, o great baldy one – I think we all harbour an ambition to fly.

Is $795,000 enough compensation for the loss of a penis? I don’t think so.  

Magic mushroom use – 6 out 10 people in one study said it had a positive effect on their life.

Stunning design for a rotating building in Dubai.

DMV in the US offers to replace 10,000 license plates. I’d love a WTF license plate What’s the bet someone is going to start selling replica WTF number plates on the back of this story?

Apes have rights too – Spanish parliament plans to write it into law. Doubt if the apes would do the same if the situation was reversed.

Reason #<infinity> why America needs to do something about citizens right to bear arms. Sickened.

13 people in a Volvo? Yeah, throw the book at him.

Ice on mars as reported on Twitter – woot.. The photograph shows some clumps of material changing shape over the course of four days. This is being seen as the evidence of ice. unwoot.

Woman sues Victoria’s Secret over thong incident. Officials from Victoria’s Secret wanted to see the thong that caused injury to the woman, but her lawyers refused. One has to wonder why. Hope it’s thrown out of cour anyway.

Gay brains are different from straight brains. There’s a picture of two guys snogging to illustrate the scientific nature of this article.

Time has an article on Japan’s ‘elder porn’ boom. The stars don’t get paid as much though.

Burger King’s most expensive burger ever. Now that’s a whopper.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This woman brings new meaning to the phrase.

Armpit sniffer gets 14 years in jail and 18 cane strokes in Singapore. Rapists in Ireland get less jail time than this.

Unicorn deer spotted in Italian nature reserve. I’d love to live in a world with real Unicorns.

16,500 condoms delivered before the Antarctic dark. Did they do a staff survey to find out how many times they had sex during the year?

Read my lips – no cheering during the graduation ceremony.

June is definitely busting out all over and you are very welcome to this, the very first Bluffrs Guide with June in the title – gives me goosebumps all over.

Oh come on now, a tshirt is a security risk? If only Esther Rantzen was still on the air with ‘That’s Life’, this would surely win the peaked cap jobsworth award.

What a wonderful way to commemorate the 112th Birthday of Britain’s Oldest Man. “People ask me how I’ve done it, and I just say that I look forward to another tomorrow”.

This story is unusual enough, but what makes it totally unique is that the guy isn’t going to sue.

Baby survives abortion - as if the debate isn’t complicated and emotive enough.

Ehhh, wash your tomatoes from now on… Ugggh.