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Jackie Lavin is not scary, ok?
Posted by: | CommentsSome people think that Jackie Lavin is “scary”. I actually used to think that myself. The impression was formed during the first series of the Apprentice. I recall comments in the liveblogs of the show that I wasn’t the only one who had the same opinion.
The few episodes I’ve seen of the current series has changed my opinion. Jackie seems to be getting more screen time and there’s been a few shots of her smiling and she comes across very warm.
So this post is a public statement that I no longer think Jacke Lavin is scary. If I met Jackie, I’d even say sorry for even having thought it.
If anyone wants to know what a scary celebrity looks like, just see below.
Let there be no more talk of Jackie being scary from this point forward.
I thank you.

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Apprentice Ireland 2009
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There is, literally, only one place to go for everything related to the Apprentice Ireland 2009. That place is Culch.ie. There’s news, reviews, previews, debate and of course the liveblog. Basically, way more than you can point a finger at and say “You’re Fired” (stop groaning at the back).
The first show of the new series is on screen tomorrow (Monday 21st September) at 9pm on TV3 followed by the You’re Fired studio discussion. It promises to be a great series. I’m hoping to see Bill being a lot tougher this time round with a bit more time spent showing the tasks and not as much of the boardroom.
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Winner of the Irish Apprentice
Posted by: | Comments… will be revealed tomorrow night on TV3 after the final episode airs. Here’s the preview of the show.
UPDATE : Delighted that Brenda won. Said it a few weeks back that she is who I would hire for her direct, no nonsense approach.
Brenda and Nicky have to run a charity event and “present their charity in a novel and interesting way”.
Bill speaks of the great journey the candidates have been on. It’s one of the most overused phrases on reality tv and really grinds my gears. I suppose for some of them, it was a journey.
It was also a journey for the live blog too. Major hat tip to Anthony, Darragh, Darren, Deborah, Gavan and Ciara and Lottie (best blog name ever) who all hosted a live blog over the weeks and kept it going. And a big hat tip to Ian as well for doing the reviews when he could too.
I’m still rooting for Brenda to win. All will be revealed tomorrow at 9pm on TV3.
[The big live blog finale details]
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Apprentice bits ahead of Week 9
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The last 8 weeks have all gone by in such a blur. Everyone has their favourite to win at this stage. I don’t have a favourite per se, but if a gun was put to my head and I had to pick a winner I’d say Brenda. That’s who I would employ anyway. She’s a level headed, practically minded, straight talking kind of woman. She has run her own business and anyone who has done that is a grafter and knows what it means to earn money and turn a profit.
The best candidate won’t necessarily win, we all know that. It boils down to the “performance” in the boardroom. Who’s got the bullshit bingo lingo down pat? Who has the longest knife and is willing to dig it in deep? Ultimately though, who really truly wants to don the warpaint and become a warrior for Bill Cullen?
Live blog this week is happening at Every day is election day. So get on over there at 10PM tomorrow (an hour later) and share your thoughts as the drama unfolds.
The Apprentices favourite printer is up for 3 industry awards. Can’t be for price anyway.
Orla has new fella. She’s (wisely) not saying who it is, but “he would be quite well known”. Lucky chap whoever he is.
Ireland is Apprentice crazy. Despite being up against the nine o clock news and the Bertie documentary, last weeks episode had the highest viewership figures of the series.
Paddy hopes Brenda or Shane wins the prize, and is happy to be out of the bitchfest.
David McWilliams reckons an Apprentice style programme is needed to decide who the government should appoint as directors to the banks.
“If you think about it, a candidate chosen by Bill Cullen and the people in a public ‘Apprentice’-style process, has at least as good a chance of sorting out the financial institutions as a hopeful anointed behind closed doors by the cozy cartel of bankers who conspired to blow the boom. More to the point, it would be compulsive television. Just the type of thing we’d tune into on these winter nights.”
Great idea for a TV show David. Personally I’d much prefer an “I’m a banker get me out of here” style programme. Send the lot of them off to Australia to live on a diet of witchetty grubs and kangaroo testicles washed down with warm rat piss. For dessert, I’d set the Anaconda loose for a bit of post dinner squeezing.
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Irish Apprentice Watch – Week 8 – The one with the finger painting
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With apologies to Ian for taking so long to get this online. I am a bad boy.
Review by Ian Walsh
This week’s show was always going to be the anti-climax after Joanna’s demise last week. None of her fellow candidates missed her as they all raised their champagne glasses and rejoiced in true ‘ding-dong the witch is dead’ style.
While we waved goodbye to Joanna there were remains of her bitching left back at camp. Shane was getting a little excited in getting his point across to Brenda and bordered on aggressive at times, but she persevered and went against him. Nicky and her part-time friend Orla were fighting yet worked together fine on the task but it was a different story in the boardroom.
This week’s task was to devise a new brand and logo to replace travel value shopping at Dublin Airport and it was a pretty poor attempt from both sides. Bill’s righthand man Jackie Stallone said it was ‘quite awful’. Team Phoenix and their primary school standard drawing/painting of an aeroplane on the wall certainly raised eyebrows. What were they thinking? It was absolutely SHOCKING from my point of view. But somehow they managed to win, on a kindof technicality.
This was due to Orla’s epic fail in not googling her teams name choice of ‘Buy n’ Fly’ which is already registered here. Orla was positive both she and the team did Google it, although she echoed Joanna’s style in being economical with the truth.
This should have been her downfall but sadly it wasn’t. Corkman Paddy O’ Dea got the chop. His ‘lovely way’ could not save him from this. In fairness he was throw in at the deep-end much to the amusement of the behind the scenes crew, when Orla and Nicky dashed off into town to meet the design team. Paddy was left to his own devices to design the display unit for the products.
I didn’t feel he deserved to be fire. True, he was a bit laid back and he had to endure the Nicky and Orla yawnfest in the boardroom. He wisely chose not to get involved, and fair play to him because he had no reason to do so. Nicky and Orla were warriors and fought to be given yet another chance. I feel Orla should have been fired for not doing her homework on the Buy n’ Fly name and for conveniently forgetting the fact she didn’t even Google it.
I am still sticking with Sarah to win, although Stuart is still the dark horse and is really proving himself in the run-up to the finale.
Next week we have to wait an extra hour for The Apprentice due to the return of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, so its 10pm and not 9pm, boohoo.
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