Up or Down? A job opening in London


The House of Commons is looking for a lift attendant.

You’ll need:

  1. experience of operating a passenger lift in a working environment
  2. experience of working in a large building operating a passenger lift
  3. to have a good understanding of good customer care
  4. to be smart and articulate

Salary £17,277.

Must have been interesting to come up with that list. They could have padded it out a bit more though.

  • Ability to work on own initiative
  • High tolerance level for close contact with key decision makers (some with B.O.)
  • Active interest in meteorology
  • Finely tuned sense of direction, especially Up and Down

Still, it’s got a better benefits package than a lot of jobs out there. I think I would go crazy standing or sitting all day in a confined space pressing buttons all day. Oh, wait…..

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