Comments on: Scenes from a mall #98123 redux http://www.lecraic.com/2009/12/02/scenes-from-a-mall-98123-redux/ craic from ireland Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:54:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Ursula http://www.lecraic.com/2009/12/02/scenes-from-a-mall-98123-redux/comment-page-1/#comment-22297 Ursula Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:01:48 +0000 http://www.lecraic.com/?p=2493#comment-22297 Yeah, well, AJ, you better watch out for your heart: I firmly believe that letting rip is much better for one's health than quietly gulping down everything coming one's way. That's why I'd make such a marvellous shop assistant - I'd bite my tongue if I my lifelihood depended on it, to be sure, but that wouldn't stop subtle acid dropping from it [my tongue]. Still, AJ, be happy; you made your sale (what an odd number he purchased: 13?) and live in hope: He might already be saving up for next year's advent calendar (don't forget to PUT UP the price). Indeed, your favourite customer might have made a private bet with himself how long it'll take before you 'break'. Don't give him the satisfaction, just send him to the nearest £1.00 shop. This minute I can't remember who said it: There are people "who know the price of everything and the value of nothing". U Yeah, well, AJ, you better watch out for your heart: I firmly believe that letting rip is much better for one’s health than quietly gulping down everything coming one’s way. That’s why I’d make such a marvellous shop assistant – I’d bite my tongue if I my lifelihood depended on it, to be sure, but that wouldn’t stop subtle acid dropping from it [my tongue].

Still, AJ, be happy; you made your sale (what an odd number he purchased: 13?) and live in hope: He might already be saving up for next year’s advent calendar (don’t forget to PUT UP the price). Indeed, your favourite customer might have made a private bet with himself how long it’ll take before you ‘break’. Don’t give him the satisfaction, just send him to the nearest £1.00 shop.

This minute I can’t remember who said it: There are people “who know the price of everything and the value of nothing”.

U

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