That’s why I’m a veggie

Gleaned from the pages of Overheard in London is this story which has to be the most unusual reason for someone being a vegetarian. This is an actual overheard conversation..

Two women have been discussing first loves.

KATE: I dumped him.

SARAH: Aw, why?

KATE: (sighing) Because we were having one of those post-sex confession conversations where you feel comfortable enough to talk about what you used to do with your previous partners, Well, I fess up to once having a threesome with a boyfriend and his mate. Sonny Jim admits that when he worked in a butcher’s shop he used to fuck slabs of meat.

SARAH: Urghh!

KATE: And that’s why I’m veggie

The guy is a genius. He gets her to dump him by coming up with some cock and bull story (pun intended) about what goes on after hours in the butchers. On the other hand, if he was telling the truth – who knows how many more butchers are up to this? Maybe you should become veggie just in case

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