Archive for March, 2009
The airline that likes to say yes, yes, yes, ooooh yesss!!!
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Ryanair, Ryanire – whatever you want to call them are in the news again. You might remember Ryanair boss Mickey O’Leary talking about blow jobs in a press conference last year. Now it’s been revealed that a Ryanair flight attendant made a porno <—— Link NSFW, Not even a little bit safe for work. Czech woman, Edita Schindlerova (porn name Bente Nubiles), also featured in a Ryanair calendar wearing silver high heels and a pink bikini.
When asked by the Sun newspaper to comment on the story, Ryanair said :
“What people do before or after they work for us is their business”
Another publicity stunt by Ryanair? If so, job done – got me talking about them – and I really shouldn’t, what with my Opposite of Ryanair thing going and all that. So shoot me. I’m a guy and read a story about a hot Czech flight attendant that made a porno. What’s the phrase again – something about a bee and honey?
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And you thought Dragons’ Den ideas were bad?
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So you’ve been sitting there watching Dragons’ Den on RTE on Thursday evening, thinking some of the people / ideas are a bit “out there” ? And no, I’m not thinking of the Paddy Olympics specifically.
You ain’t seen nothing yet though. Hello Patently Silly, a site which brings us some of the most bizarre patent applications known to man.
Take this one for example. It’s Underpants for Men. The full patent application goes into great detail on this revolutionary underwear.
Men’s underpants comprising: an underpants body having penis and scrotum outlet ports so as to pull out a user’s penis and scrotum respectively; a penis receiving part having a tube shape of which both ends are open so that one end of the penis receiving part is coupled with the penis outlet port wherein the penis protrudes out of the underpants body through the penis outlet port so as to be received in the penis receiving part; and a scrotum receiving part of which one end is coupled with the scrotum outlet port so that the scrotum protruding out of the underpants body through the scrotum outlet port is received in the scrotum receiving part and a second end of the scrotum receiving part is open.
You couldn’t make it up and might just lose an hour or two shaking your head reading through the site. Or maybe, just maybe, there is a market for these jocks and the reduction in ball adjustment and general penis fondling that would result from wearing them. Can’t see it myself though.
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Enjoy the St. Patrick’s Day Parade but don’t forget to shop in M&S
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Oh look, it’s something about the St. Patrick’s Festival in Marks and Spencer – or at least it looks like it. Same font, same graphics. Only when you stop to take a look do you realise it’s to advertise the fact that they are open on St. Patrick’s Day. Open during the parade too – so instead of watching all that you can go and buy some crappy ready to cook meal and a cheap bottle of plonk.
It’s about 3 or 4 years now that shops have been open in Dublin on our patron saints day. Then the creep started, driven by bigger retailers. “Ooh look, there’s all these people in the city centre and we’re losing out. Let’s start a trend to open on the national holiday”. Once the big retailers start opening in shopping centres – everyone has to follow suit, which means a hell of a lot of people have to work in the 4th emergency service – shopping. How important is it to shop on St. Patrick’s Day?
But back to M&S. They are a sponsor of the festival which seems to give them carte blance to produce signage that makes it look like they are great supporters. Are they though? Beyond this sign you’ll find nothing promoting the festival. With the massive footfall a busy M&S has, they could have had signage and information about festival events. They could have had mini booklets showing various events (which I’ve seen in Spars – not sponsors). The back of their tills could have promoted events like the Pix.ie competition.
Instead, they use their status as a sponsor to produce a sign to promote themselves and making it look exactly like festival literature.
That’s Your M&S. Proudly supporting your national holiday. They can take their St. Patrick’s Day opening and shove it up their hole.
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HAL 9000 in my pocket
Posted by: | CommentsA search for the term “movies” on the iPhone App store, threw up a result for HAL 9000.
So I had to install it, and then record a video of it because.. well, just because – it’s HAL 9000!
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God loves Pat Kenny
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You’ve got to love @HolyGod’s sense of humour on Twitter 
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