A Barrel of Turnips maybe?

You know that saying – “If he fell into a barrel of tits, he’d come out sucking his thumb”. Well, this is closest thing I’ve seen to a photograph of a barrel of tits.

This is the bizarrest grabbing machine I’ve ever seen. It’s lined up right beside the Winnie the Poo machine.

There is a possibility they could be turnips though, isn’t there?

[Via Buzzfeed]