Oct
28
Free Tommy Tiernan Halloween mask
ByIt didn’t take me long to decide who should be on the Irish equivalent of the Forbes magazine Hallowe’en mask feature for 2008. The first name that popped into my mind was Tommy Tiernan whose latest appearance on the Late Late show was quite the horror.
Apart from all the “inappropriate for national TV stuff” (which it was), the “riding Gay Byrne would be like riding Yoda” line, was really uncalled for.
So, Dear Tommy, you are the scariest person I could think of to put on this mask.
Happy Hallowe’en ye thick hairy fucker ye.
1 Comments
October 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Tommy Tiernan is only a gasun and no more scary than Fr. Dougal (A lot less funny than Fr. Dougal also).
If you want to be really scary this Halloween then here is what you do. Get a Brian Cowen mask and call to all the doors of the over 70′s OAP’s in your area saying ” Gis your medical card, help the Fianna Fail Party … I mean help the Halloween party.” Now that’s scary.
PS if you can’t get a Cowen mask then a Brian Lenihan mask will do but under no circumstances should you substitute a Mary Harney mask, that would just be too scary.
So go on AJ give all your loyal readers the scariest mask around this Halloween a Brian Cowen