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How to save a relationship
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There are, literally, no areas of life left untouched by the internet.
This site allows anyone to track the mood swings of the women in your life. It may help prove that the “time of the month” excuse is used by some women a little bit too much. It allows them to explain away their random outbursts, tantrums, screaming and shouting.
Guys don’t have excuses for random outbursts, but if it happens the “time of the month?” quip is inevitable.
Right now the site is tracking almost 3,000 women and the overall threat index is 1 out of a possible 4.
Got to love the tagline “Saving relationships, one month at a time!”.
5 Comments
September 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
:O
September 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
possibily one of the most needed web resources you’re likely to see this side of 2016.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Maybe the women in your life are just unpleasant – ‘random outbursts, tantrums, screaming and shouting’.
Not all women are like that, seriously. And this sort of rubbish is maddening whatever time of the month it is.
This website is utterly pointless – and what’s with the ‘currently tracking 3,000 women, with a threat alert of 1 out of 4′? Like there are certain times when all men should cower under tables because there are crazy women out to destroy the planet? Please. I’ve had about 144 periods and no one has died because of them yet.
If your girlfriend’s a bitch and you’re scared of her, finish the relationship.
If she’s only a bitch at a certain time of the month, perhaps that can be your clue as to what’s going on.
The website’s assertion that periods are not something that should be talked about is also a bit sick. It’s only a bit of menstrual fluid, guys, come on, you all originated in wombs yourselves!
September 29th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@Ben –
That’s what I thought too
@MD –
Ah I know MD, you’ll note I made sure to say “some” women!
Really the only reason I posted about this was to prove there literally is no subject someone won’t make a website for
March 14th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Warning texts would be a great tool …!
… without a doubt … PMS is a HUGE force in my life. No, I haven’t killed anyone or made any really horrible life decisions that I can blame on my period, but I can certainly identify myself by where I am in terms of my time-of-month.
A boyfriend helped me identify it — and, he grew up with 2 sisters, so he had some experience — as it turned out, he had me pegged very well …
Week 1 – ‘normal’
Week 2 – my loving week
Week 3 – my crazy week
Week 4 – my ‘don’t-make-any-decisions-week because next week, I’ll feel the complete opposite’
And, although I don’t speak for all women of course, I don’t pull any punches here … I detest my monthly — and, if I were a man, I’d be scared & grossed out!! (I am most of the time) …
However, during my 5-7 days of ‘chill’ during the month, I wouldn’t admit this 