Ickle Ray and the BFG

Ray D’Arcy in the land of giants from Friday’s Metro.

Could they not have given the chap a box to stand on? le craic’s spies inform me that Walliams is exceptionally tall and so it goes that D’Arcy was always going to look like Denis Waterman.

Spies also told me women were queuing up to get their photo taken with him in some pub or other and they were all knock kneed walking away, such was his animal magnetism. 9 out of 10 wanted to marry him on the spot.