Tell me why you didn’t f**kin’ tell me earlier

19 year old Peaches Geldof, daughter of Bob got hitched in Vegas. Just like Britney, they opted for A Little White Chapel for the ceremony.

“Peaches and Max did not want unnecessary publicity, but following growing media speculation, have decided to set out the facts,” a statement issued by Geldof’s publicist said.

It added that Geldof’s father had been told of the wedding shortly before it took place and had given the union his blessing despite not being able to walk his daughter down the aisle.

What odds would Paddypower give on length the marriage will last I wonder – will they be brave enough to publish odds?

If you want to take a flutter on a Geldof you could always bet on Bob being the first publicly elected Lord Mayor of Dublin. Odds 20/1.