Are you a sausage dog?
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I knew this all along and the Daily Mail is only discovering it now. Small dogs are thugs – sausage dogs are the worst of all. Who could blame them for their narkiness. If you saw nothing more than ankles all day long, I’ll bet you’d get snappy too!
Seeing the dogs on the list reminded me of a lunch time conversation some years ago in a previous job. The topic of conversation was what dog each of us most resembled. When it came to me, my colleagues were in agreeement that I would be a German shepherd because they are “mostly a nice, easy going dog but don’t push them too hard or they snap”. I had to agree with the collective judgement.
What type of dog are you? Take the test at gone2thedogs (click on game on the extreme left hand side of the screen). My result? I’m an Ibizan Hound.
What dog are you?
10 Comments
July 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Siberian Huskey
July 8th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
apparently i’m a Munsterlander, which is some kind of mad spaniel that needs a lot of exercise.
July 8th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I’m a Xolo – also known as a Mexican Hairless Dog (which I don’t find amusing at all!).
Small dogs are the most aggressive. I had to be substituted during a rugby match in my late teens as a Jack Riussell ran onto the pitch and out of the 30 players and ref made a b-line for me and sunk his teeth into my ankle.
I hate Jack Russells…
July 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
You know, AJ, I am falling in love with you just on grounds of how much you make me laugh. I took the beastly test: I am not going to tell – other than to report that I have been assessed as intelligent, independent and owners have obedience problems with me. Also I am fastidious and like to keep myself clean. Though be warned, AJ: Apparently when I am unhappy I will break into a high pitched scream.
Dearest Paul, I feel soory for you, but at least, being your good reliable self, you are honest.
AJ, I am so happy your colleagues assessed you as a German Shepherd/Alsation. I grew up with one (black); he was my body guard allowing me – at a very early age – to venture anywhere in the village – on my own – without any of the grown ups in the house fearing for my safety. I’ll send you photographic evidence by email (once I can locate the scanner).
U
July 8th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Bullmastiff, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that all dogs are cunts.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Taking a little snippet of each dogs temprament..Was it anyway accurate?
Ibizan hound = “Good with children, gentle, sensible and sensitive. Protective and somewhat independent”
Siberian Husky = “strong sense of gentleness and devotion”
Munsterlander = ” courageous, cheerful, intelligent and obedient. They make very good friends”
Xolo = “intelligent, loyal, alert, athletic, and extremely loving to it’s family”
Bullmastiff = “Docile unless provoked, he is fearless and protective, yet affectionate”
@Ursula – I was always a bit wary of Alsations when I was younger.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
that’s me to a tee…
July 9th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Quite accurate.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:16 am
I’ve got a wet nose too.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Mine was fairly accurate too.
@Paul –
summer cold?