30 things to do with your SSIA – where did it all go wrong?

Spotted on the shelf of Heatons this Saturday. Just dump it in the skip already, wasn’t even worth a Euro when it was first released.

This leads to the question -where did the €14 billion of SSIA money go? Is it all still sitting in the bank? Wasn’t it a ridiculous scheme in the first place?

One thing is for sure – the Eddie cult is definitely over. His followers are all nursing hangovers the size of a Bulgarian apartment.

George Lee has taken his place now. He IS the voice of doom and gloom.

Yes George, your time has come – enjoy the spotlight. I really hope you won’t have too long there. It’s nothing personal you understand. I’d rather have boom boom Eddie back – and that’s not something I thought I’d ever want.