What’s Tony O’Reilly doing

in this photograph?

Has he just received some dreadful news from one his staff that the cleaners dropped a priceless ming vase?

Has he just come from a rectal exam in the doctors and he’s still feeling a little sore?

Why no, none of the above. He’s presenting an honorary degree to Nelson Mandela.

Maybe he’s not a natural smiler, I don’t know, but couldn’t he have managed to even make his eyes smile? Sheesh. Get a new photographer Tony – one that can take the poker out of your arse for a start.