Irish Apprentice application details
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It is slightly redundant for me to now post details this late in the day on how to apply for the Irish Apprentice, given that Jazz Biscuit has already covered it, but I think I should anyway as I mentioned it on Sunday and got great amusement making up the graphic and coming up with the “First one to mention penny apples is fired” line 
I don’t think Bill Cullen should bother with the whole competition though. Instead he should just hire me for my amazing ability to come up with amazingly funny lines like that.
That isn’t the end of my talent though. I could also make posters and things for his garages or take photos of him at various society events and photoshop him for public viewing (double chin no more) or I could set up a blog for him and make it look nice or I could video him at his seminars and create the DVD’s. Yes Billy boy, if you’re reading this I can do lots of things like that and a lot more but you won’t be seeing me at the interviews as I just couldn’t perform with a camera shoved in my face. Your loss is my sanity.
Dirk Diggler types (he had no problem performing in front of the camera) can apply to become Bill Cullen’s Apprentice and bag a €100,000 salaried job for a year on the TV3 website. Just fill in the form. Make sure and read the terms and conditions and be comfortable that if you get through to the televised stage, you will be the production company’s bitch and they can do what they want with you, allegedly (just thought I’d throw that in there á la Have I Got News for You).
I predict there are going to be a lot of Estate agenty and buildery types applying for this show. The show will air in the autumn.
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6 Comments
June 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Of note is that the text is word for word from the UK site. Replace Sir Allan with Bill Cullen.
Why dod they always have to have these cowboy types? Why not a true professional? *SIGH*
June 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Missed the fact that you’d already covered it – good work!
June 11th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I noticed that as well Deborah. Heard Bill Cullen being interviewed on the last word, I never realised he is so up his own arse…
@JB – I hadn’t covered the important bit (application details). I’m afraid to incur the wrath of readers who might have your good self and myself in their feed reader so I made a little attempt at selling myself to Bill should he read this
June 11th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
hasn’t he lost that renault thing? has he anything else?
apply yet?
June 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
[...] but I’ll reserve judgement until next year’s series or if I catch glimpse of the Irish version - no offence intended to the esteemed Le Craic or his fellow countrymen or women, but the fact [...]
June 11th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
@B’dum D’dum – he did lose the Renault franchise, but he still has garages.