May

Apprentice bits ahead of week 8

After last weeks shock sacking of 2 candidates, including our own Jennifer Maguire, this weeks episode will have the remaining hopefuls flog wedding dresses at Birmingham NEC. Should be good viewing – expect lots of “You look wonderful in that dress” and “No, your bum doesn’t look big in it” and “Whoever said muffin tops weren’t attractive never saw you”.

Here’s some Apprentice related happenings to whet your appetite.

Nick Hewer has a big dirty secret – I knew he was hiding something behind that stiff upper lip persona of his.

Sir Alan has a chat with Johnathan Ross and he wants him to join the celebrity version for the next comic relief. Also, his face looks very fat in the photo on this page doesn’t it?

Her with the chin has been exposed as a dominatrix in the bedroom and she appears topless in the News of the World. Not safe for work.

Piers Morgan gives the full lowdown on Sir Alan’s lavish 40th wedding anniversary bash.

A very intriguing website called soitbemaybe.com has made a prediction about who will win the series.

I am also hereby making my official prediction on who will win the Apprentice 2008. I say that Claire and Alex will be in the final and Alex will win. I did some digging over the weekend and I have specific reasons for saying this. I could be totally wrong of course, in which case I will finally admit to myself that an alternative career as a PI is never going to be