Smokes delivered to your door

Don’t know whether to believe this or not, but apparantly a boards.ie member thought it would be fun to ring up their local Chinese restaurant and order cigarettes… 20 John Player Blue. You would imagine they would have told him to take a running jump, but seems not – as a car pulled up an hour later and delivered the cigarettes. The generous chap that he is gave a €2 tip. He, on the other hand, deserves a good kick up the arse.

My search for an image of a pack of blues for the horrendous photoshop job above brought me to this wonderful bebo page .You can’t help but laugh at some of the comments on the page, like :

cmon d carrolls!

johny blue da smokes of kings

jp all de way i cant live wit out um

yup yup jonny blue …

j.p are knaker

fuk up ye sap best smokes ever p.s shortal is a batty boi

Anyone who smokes John Player Blue is a knacker and should be shot.

Ah, kids wha, dey r mad r sumtin.

Photo by glindsay65 and adapted under a CC License