Size and all that

Pity the poor chap who has a small willy. He’s posted an ad on Craigslist with quotes of what women have said to him on seeing his manhood. It is Comedy gold.

My favourites :

Mean drunk girl, “I seriously think this is the size of a paperclip. I mean one of those bigger ones.” She actually got a paperclip out of her purse and compared.

When I found out she was cheating and demanded the truth, “Oh my God, you sniveling little fuck. Because his cock is long and fat and I can actually feel it slide into me.”

“Oh, cute. It’s like a little button!”

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