Bluffrs Guide – 10th to 16th March 08

9 news stories you can use to impress your work colleagues with your in-depth knowledge of world affairs.

Helium comes between a man and the perfect wedding proposal – here

2 years in a bathroom? Beyond weird – here

Skippy the Dolphin – here

Bear gets a criminal record – fails to turn up in court though – here

Jeremy Clarkson in mobile phone scandal – here

Bottled water marketing executives rub hands with glee – here

New computer mimics the brain – humans to be obsolete soon – here

Don’t wear that t-shirt to school, Kid – here

Nah mate, £7 an hour ain’t good enough – here